Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

douche station

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!

by Skirish April 13, 2011

Play Stationed

To become the victim of identity theft due to lacking security on websites one is required to register for just to view, access or otherwise download documentation that should normally be accessible on a public link.

Thanks to that site's pitiful security, I got Play Stationed.

by TheHumanWiki November 13, 2011

San Saratino

The intersection between San Jose, Saratoga, and Cupertino in California.
It features 3 gas stations, one on each corner, each one of which is in a different city.
Also known as Saratoga-Sunnyvale & Prospect intersection.

afaik there's only the one San Saratino.

by YoSoyIamMe October 18, 2012

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

Apu station

An Apu station is a gas station/ convenience store that is owned and operated by people of middle-eastern descent. Named after the character "Apu" on the Simpsons.

That Exxon on Main Street is definitely an Apu station!

by Amous January 2, 2014