steamin' for semen

when a girl, or perhaps a gay dude, really really want to get some dick. Also this word is a synonym of gagging for it.

Dude, Emiko was steamin' for semen last night. Yeah Dave could have been her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

English Steamer

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.

At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.

by halo3nerd June 25, 2008

Alabama Steamer

A buckwheat crepe.

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."

by billybee69 February 24, 2011

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

steamy mudd butt

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"

the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.

by grosser than gross November 8, 2006