Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo May 11, 2018

skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters

didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.

by turndown4chay July 23, 2018

skateboarding

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples

two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018

skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

Skatch

A beard and/or mustache encrusted with ice crystals resulting from powder face shots while participating in snow sports.

The snow was epic, I am grinning with a face full of skatch.

by PowMow19 March 5, 2019

Skate

A person that goes person to person during relationships is often called a skate

Oh you saw Brianna she’s such a
Skate she just dated Alex now Tommy and is back with Jermey.. skate

by Definor April 6, 2019

Skategod

A skater who only knows how to ride the board

She is a skategod

by Buggy g April 19, 2019