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nub salad

When a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.

When you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan
When you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz bitch.
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Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea
by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010
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Dirty Salahi

A.) When person(s) violate succinct requests for privacy by gaining unauthorized access through the front entryway.

B.) When a man or woman (or both) engage in screwing their country, then wipe a collection of fecal matter on the faces of everybody in their social network.

C.) When rear entry is not an option, so person(s) violate by sneaking through the front door.
Hey, did you catch them giving their boss the old "Dirty Salahi"? They walked right into the company picnic like they owned the place....... AND they weren't even invited!

Hey, did you see the look on their friends' faces....... they had been "Dirty Salahi'd"!!

dirty sanchez dirty rodriguez dirty hitler filthy sanchez frosty moustache
by krappykrieger October 18, 2010
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clam salad

a vagina after 10 guys have cummed in her vagina and a mixed dude takes a shit on her clit.
Wow, they just turned Corinne's pussy into a clam salad.
by TheNightsThatSayNi January 31, 2015
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Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
by Bah Zah June 9, 2020
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salad

To look at someone coyly while smiling or demonstrating obvious lust or affection from a distance.
As in, "She was giving me the salad from across the room so I went over and talked to her" or "You'll never guess who has been giving me the salad"
by LLBigK November 18, 2009
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Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.
Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.
by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006
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