ROBERT

The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.

What's not to love about Robert?

by reggiereg February 4, 2010

Robert's cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.

Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat

by The Moustached Dentist May 23, 2008

latavia roberson

Original and founding member of the muti-platinum selling female group DESTINY'S CHILD.

Latavia Roberson is featured on Destiny's Child first two albums; "Destiny's Child" and "The Writing Is On The Wall".

by Jawill May 15, 2006

robertson

Extremly awesome or a total boss.

After doing a triple backflip and catching a saxaphone in mid air, Elliot felt like a Robertson.

by Ranger64 March 12, 2015

Robert Fullick

noun. A last second sabotage. Usually secondary to some lame excuse involving the French embassy less than 24 hours before you are going to cover for a co-worker who needs the time to study for medical board exams.

If I had more time to study I know I would have done better on that test. Instead I got Robert Fullicked at the last second by none other than Robert Fullick. should have seen it coming. He Fullicked me good.

by mustachioman July 6, 2010

Robert Treat Academy

The shittiest school in Newark, NJ. Faculty is garbage and Administration can fuck themselves

Person A: Yeah, I went to Robert Treat Academy
Person B: Man that fucking sucks

by Fuck Ms. Adubato June 23, 2019

Roberto

The most thoughtful person there is. A big heart and ...:)
i love him with everything i have to givee.
words wont ever be enough to explain what an amazing guy robert arredondo is. te amo.

Omg your Boyfriend is such a roberto i wish my boyfriend was like a roberto.

by His truly November 12, 2009