Pumpkin Hook

A small town with the coolest people you will ever meet. There are numerous corn fields, a park, a carnival and parade hosted by the fireman every summer and well...that's pretty much it.

I'm going to Pumpkin Hook for break, I hear it's where the magic happens.

by MinnJ27still March 28, 2011

Pumpkin Bumping

In the process of having gay sex your balls will bump. Thus refering to your balls as pumpkins.

Ohhh my gaaaawwd me and steve were totally pumpkin bumping last night and it was fabolous

by HU-4_Lyfe May 26, 2011

Pumpkined

Extremely drunk and high at the same time. Usually from weed but any drug is fine.

Nick and Jake were so pumpkined last night! They thought they were the only real things in the universe and Jake threw a pumpkin at my face!

by Awesomestoner October 27, 2011

pumping your tires

Giving one a compliment

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.

by PUMP MEEEE May 18, 2012

Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

pumped with coffee

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.

Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock

by 2nd rate April 6, 2017

Pump daddy

Someone who is over 50 and still has babies for younger men or women without formally being a surrogate!

Will you be my pump daddy , I can't afford to have a relationship or a surrogate!!

by Madison Emrie August 12, 2017