Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

Prime Pigeon

The ability for one to establish themselves as superior at pigeoning in the context of a friend group. Usually a single individual is designated as the prime pigeon ("prime pighe" for short) but it could also be a multitude of individuals.

Through the intriguing discourse of Boris and Larold, we discern that Boris is indeed the prime pigeon. His pervasive, high efficacy pigeoning grants him this honorable title in the friend group.

by pennwhart March 18, 2020

Primer directo

Mi primer directo

Es mi primer directo

by Fanfeliz March 15, 2021

Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.

Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape

by 1wayscoota April 8, 2021

primogeniture

Being the firstborn Imogen.

In cases of primogeniture you end up with a family like George Foreman's, but with daughters.

A typical interaction in a family with primogeniture:

Someone: Imogen...
Imogens: Which one?

by Bob Blokeatron September 16, 2021

Primark queen/king

Callum haughey who is best known for being the one and only primark queen is in crazy love with primark and this is shown throughout his content on social media such as where he dresses up as Chantelle seggs and when he goes to primark every day

Callum haughey goes to primark about 5 times a week and this is on of the reasons that he is a primark queen/king

by Definitionker December 21, 2021