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plain piece of toast pretty boy 

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.
Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.
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haha eels look pretty 

an acronym for help

if your friend likes to say it you should probably check up on them
friend 1 (randomly): haha eels look pretty
friend 2: are you doin okay bro?
friend 1: no dude... my girlfriend left me and i've been so lonely and depressed lately i-
friend 2: LMAO

swag and pretty mf

A swag and pretty mf who is called Isabel lives in a area , town or city .
Isabel is a swag and pretty mf who lives in Swindon.
swag and pretty mf by meladdn February 10, 2021

Adrian my pretty boy 

Hes such a great person although he may never realize it either, I really wish he could. He's so special. I wish he knew that too. I really wish he knew a lot of things. He's really great, hes made such a big great impact on my life. I really wish he realized that. Hes not boring, hes so fun to spend time with. Every second is worth being with him. I'm proud of him. He's done a lot. He's done so much for me. He hasn't realized it yet. He deserves a lot. Keep an Adrian in your life but just not mine. barks uwu ( <-- ironically) Adrian is very affectionate but he can't seem to tell that he is either. He's caring for the people he loves and hes considerate about the people he loves too. He's been through a lot, I wish I could give him a big hug. He needs some rest. Adrian loml!!
Bestie: Hey do you know {Adrian}?
Me: OHMYGOD YES I KNOW ADRIAN ME WHEN ADIRIAN IS THE LOML ME WHEN ADRIAN MY PRETTY BOY HE IS SOCUTE OHMYGOD I LVOEHIM WHTABAOUT HIM??
Adrian my pretty boy by Jay|dn July 24, 2021

the Polish people seem pretty worried 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
the Polish people seem pretty worried

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.
Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

desert pretty 

Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because guys don't get limp dicks when the fuck them. Chicks that are victims to being "Desert Pretty" are usually over confident...until they come back to the U.S. of A.
Soooo...I was thinkin' about hookin up with Sergeant Lapham.

Dude are you serious?! She's hardly desert pretty!

OR

So I fucked Jessica Lynch.

Allah akbar!! She isn't even desert pretty Habib! But she did get an award from the US Army.