When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
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crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.
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3. A sandwich.
4. Drugs
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Get the piece mug.A synonym for male genitalia, most commonly used by a bull in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn. It was derived from the word jawn after growing in popularity as a term substituted for every word that one couldn't creatively think of by himself. Soon, "jawn piece" became a more street-friendly description of one's package.
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