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99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
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sad piece of a cake

Postscriptum:

crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.
today's sad piece of a cake, theres many other pieces that make it whole, each carrying a different emotion.
by Krkič March 14, 2020
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Canadian side piece

A person you can sleep with while you're abroad in Canada without worrying that your significant other will find out.
PERSON 1: I'm going down to Canada to hookup with this girl
PERSON 2: Aren't you worried your girlfriend will find out
PERSON 1: Nah, that's my Canadian side piece.
by Teneo4759271 December 22, 2021
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piece

1. A euphemism for a gun.
2. A female seen as a sexual object. A shortening of 'piece of skirt'. Offens.
3. A sandwich.
4. Drugs
by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
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jawn piece

A synonym for male genitalia, most commonly used by a bull in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn. It was derived from the word jawn after growing in popularity as a term substituted for every word that one couldn't creatively think of by himself. Soon, "jawn piece" became a more street-friendly description of one's package.
"I slapped that slut in the face with my jawn piece."

"Gay bulls keep starin' at my jawn piece."

"I was at the bar and this whore grabbed my jawn piece"
by Leroy Zanzibar February 9, 2008
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27 piece

a hair do composed of a nylon stocking and applying track/weave to create a custom form wig. But, the 27 piece always comes out looking low class because of the malformed track application. Thus, girls references as "27 pieces" are low class or cheap.
Look at that 27 piece using her welfare card at Rainbo Junior Clothing Store.
by JoshLindsay May 26, 2009
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Piece of shit

A biological father of a Sara who is never around and smells bad.
That piece of shit doesn't even help pay for my car insurance.
by Ssmandawg July 13, 2016
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