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Piss and Dip

Leaving your work station 10 minutes earlier than you should to for a "restroom break" (real or imagined) and then head straight out the door.
Tamika and Rikki always do the piss and dip at 4:20. They think the boss doesn't know but he does.
by RikkiPG January 13, 2008
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piss drinker

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss
ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."
by mike (real) (not fake) May 27, 2021
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Piss

Imagine this: your a girl, sitting in the ocean water. Sudden pee desperation sets in quick. You grab your pussy and rub it, beginning to moan. As you rub, you feel warmth, and realize you are pissing. You grind on a plastic bottle as you pee more into the water. Nobody know you are orgasming. As you leave that water, you pee more into your white swimsuit.
"I masturbated in the ocean, and it was so arousing that I began to piss desperately and uncontrollably as a grinded on a bottle that I put in my pussy abhhhhjh.
by Beachpissergirl December 5, 2021
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piss kink

when one feels tingly and excited by the flow of urine

when one feels a pure sense of horny when being presented with the sight feel sense taste or smell of urine. most common in people who’s name rhymes with dananda.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.
Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008
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miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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