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paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
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Padding

Getting free kills, while gaming. So if you make a private game with you and a friend an you kill him over an over with out actually trying to kill him back, that would be called padding.

Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?

Cheating, pad, free kills,
Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?
by ureonmyhitlist January 21, 2010
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Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.
The pada-sloth climed smeckles to take a nap.
by pada-sloth luvr June 29, 2009
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PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.
Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"
by phobos282 October 8, 2010
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padella

Wow, what a big padella she is!
by csraspini January 5, 2011
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paddy wacking

Bill Clinton having sex with a secretary. Or just sex in general
by Annihilator August 18, 2018
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Paddy

English slang name for an Irishman.
Paddys eat alot of potatoes.
by Da Beast March 24, 2003
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