Optimus muff 

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

Optimus muff by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

stud muff 

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

stud muff by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.

"Oi, chubby muff!"

chubby muff by Woshambo January 17, 2017

earth muff 

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

earth muff by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

biscuit muff 

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

biscuit muff by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017

tree muff 

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

tree muff by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017