Meat Trumpet 

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

Meat Trumpet by VSkizzle February 9, 2007

Meat Cove 

A beautiful fishing village located on the northern tip of Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. It's unusual name is believed to have originated from the area being used as a popular location for hunters to dress animal carcass' during it's early history. It's small population is descended from Scottish settlers and most are employed in the fishing and tourisim industries. Surrounded by the Cape Breton Highlands on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other, Meat Cove makes for a popular tourist destination in the summer.

I love Meat Cove.

Meat Cove by danmk March 13, 2010

Meat Curtain 

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

Meat Curtain by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

meat clown 

1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald

2) A penis

3) A male who thinks with his cock

1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds

2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains

3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking

meat clown by The fondler March 30, 2007

meat triangle 

a shape that is made when you get three faggots in a shape of a triangle sucking each other fucking cocks! or other wise known as a (circlejerk) triangle jerk

LIL'Donny and Mike and the snaggle tooth vulture from upstairs in a meat triangle

meat triangle by 40oz.killa January 13, 2008

Meat Juice 

The same as semen, or cum.

Jenny had meat juice all over her face!

Meat Juice by PDXSexGod November 5, 2004

meat flaps 

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

meat flaps by Hakko December 11, 2003