gay minecraft porn 

so basically, minecraft porn but its homosexual

A: wanna make some gay minecraft porn
B: you're dead to me

gay minecraft porn by Tolo64 June 11, 2022

Philza Minecraft 

A 34 year old man who sit in front a screen so people can call him dadza and give him money to feed his wife

Philza Minecraft is quite old hes married to a woman that is insterting

Philza Minecraft by KarlNapity October 29, 2022

the holy trinity of Minecraft 

The three holy elements of minecraft: Building, Redstone, and PVP, each with their own sacred spirit, Grian for building, Mumbo Jumbo for redstone, and Technoblade (may he slay orphans in peace) for PVP.

New player: I've already progressed pretty far, and beat the ender dragon, and I don't know what do do now with the game.
Veteran player: if you're out of ideas, you can always consult the holy trinity of minecraft.
New player: h u h ?

the holy trinity of Minecraft by someone who likes minecraft May 11, 2023

The Interperplexuality Of The Fortnite Minecraft BattlePass 

Meaning it is difficult to understand the Interperplexuality of the Fortnite Minecraft Battlepass.

Person 1: Yea so you know im right and you are wrong
Person 2: Ok but The Interperplexuality Of The Fortnite Minecraft BattlePass

The Interperplexuality Of The Fortnite Minecraft BattlePass by morisons May 16, 2023

In Minecraft 

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.

"I really want to kill that person and burn down his house 'in Minecraft."

In Minecraft by That Maine Hipster January 4, 2021

Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber) 

a stupid little silly minecraft youtuber who makes a bunch of youtube shorts of her just reading comments and yelling and somehow became popular off of that, she also streams on twitch where she made a joke about the moon guy from fnaf being a pedophile and apologized for it on twitter where she just said waaah sorry to the only 3 people mad.

person 1: "i stan Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)"
person 2: "never talk to me again get out no one loves you, you're fatherless, go away, i hate you"

Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber) by OrdinaryJoe March 2, 2022

Hop on Minecraft 

Very often the term of asking your friend for rough and hardcore sex whether its a girl or a boy.
The person asked cannot deny the request, and has to have rough and hardcore sex with the asker.

Maddie, hop on Minecraft today.
Hey Tom, want to see me hop on Minecraft with Alex?

Hop on Minecraft by Misart August 8, 2021