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John Keating

The teacher of a somewhat unorthodox high school literature class. As portrayed by Robin Williams in the movie 'Dead Poets Society'.
by johnkeating March 21, 2009
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John Pork

John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.

Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!
Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.
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john major

Prime Minister of UK 1990 - 97. Politically a failure really. His achievements include:

- in 1992 he totally fucked the economy with the the ERM debacle;
- 1993 - 1997 he sort of stabilised the economy but no-one forgave him when it came to the next elextion;
- He had two schemes to try and take people's mind off what happened in 1992. The first was the so-called "Back to Basics" slogan, which led to every Tory who had ever had an affair being publically humiliated.
- The second idea was the Northern Ireland Peace Process, which involved releasing loads of IRA terrorists from jail, in return for which the IRA has not yet decommissioned one single firearm.
- On the plus side, he invented the National Lottery, and timed important international summit meetings to coincide with major rugby and cricket matches.
Ah Mr Aherne! Why not fly over Saturday morning to have a summit on the Ulster problem. And then we can go to Twickers for the England/Ireland match in the afternoon.
by Dr Pinch April 8, 2005
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John Candy

John Candy was a film comic. a very funny guy who died a few years ago now. he fetured in many films like space balls, cannon ball run and a few otheres.
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by Big Adam September 3, 2005
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John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.
"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"
by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009
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John Henry Eden

John Henry Eden or President Eden, as he is often referred to, is the president of the Enclave in fallout 3 in the year 2277. The Enclave had a predecessor to Eden, his name was President Richardson after his death in fallout 2, Eden was the next in line for presidency. Eden is a robot with artificial intellegience, it became selfawere after the war in a goverment security bunker/station. Where he began downloading data, especially from previous presidents in a America. And he became a mix of himself, and every great american president. Eden is evil not evil or trying to hurt people unless he thinks it is necessary although his sinister plan to annihilate all impure or infected individuals in the wasteland...(which is pretty much all the people in the wasteland except for those who dwell in the vaults or anyone from the enclave) he does imploy propaganda into his radio station and giving the people false news but he is only acting like he does is because he thinks its the quickest, best and easiest solution and because Eden believes that only pure humans unaffected by radiation is the key to hummanitys preservation and survival.
by manwithanswers July 7, 2010
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John Wayne Casserole

When someone vomits on another person's chest, poops on top of it and then ejaculates on top of it. It is often a part of foreplay.
I think Jeff needs to stop drinking, last week he woke up in an alley and someone had given him a John Wayne Casserole and stole his wallet.
by DigimonHero91 October 21, 2010
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