Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Jerome

Bad ass. A guy who always got your back. Looks after his friends. He'll cat-sit for you, and always shares his wine. Jeromes are even cooler than most because of their ability to grow epic facial hair - and pull it off. Jerome may sleep all day, but the root cause of this is a night shift job at the local airport, not laziness. Also, they possess amazing guitar skills. Also known as Drome.

Girl #1: Hey..Who is that hot guy over there by the airport with the guitar and the beard? He looks bad ass.

Girl #2: Oh, that super hot guy? That's Jerome, also known as Drome.
Girl #1: I need to change my panties.

by a-is-for-angel May 4, 2009

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.

"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"

by lickip July 17, 2009

Jeruss

pronounced (JAIR-uhss)

1. The most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. Individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, passionate, musically-inclined, and confident.

2. American male first name derived from the biblical name "Jairus" which means "My light, who diffuses light".

Jeruss is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! I'd gladly let him shower me with his milk of spermesia.

by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010

jersee

Jersee she is amazingly beautiful and has the most funniest jokes. When you see her you just can't help but give her a huge. She is very popular and has a banging body

Oml that must be a Jersee she so pretty and has all thoses ppl around her

by Jersee March 11, 2017

Blow-Jerky

Getting dome while a bitch is twisting on the base of the shaft.

Woah.. That Luau party was crazy, I got a hella wack Blow-Jerky from a sorostitute.

by simpsonator and snowflake October 6, 2009