Jack-n-Jill Party

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.

Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.

by drplastic December 16, 2008

Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010

jack sparrowed

A way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.

A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."

B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"

A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."

by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

Jack long

Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big

Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill

by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017

Jack Marston

A simple dinosaur commonly found in Ark Survival Evolved. It is cared greatly about by Micah Bell and is HATED by Dutch.

Micah Bell: “Damnnn, Jack Marston is looking AMAZING today! Level 50 champ!”

by Agent Milton February 2, 2019

Jack Harlow

A sanitary Post Malone

Have you heard that new Lil Nas X song featuring Jack Harlow? It’s 🔥

by RandoBitch September 30, 2021

tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

by larry beavers October 26, 2004