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jack shack

An establishment that provides cost effective massage treatments of the sexual variety. Also known as a massage parlor.
Jonathan frequents jack shacks because; (a) he's drunk, (b) he's horny, (c) he loves the smell of Clorox, or (d) champagne rooms are too expensive.
by ItchyandScratchy October 23, 2005
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jack move

To steal something from someone without their consent. An action which someone does to another person for their personal belongings.
Syn. Gank, Gaffle, Swipe, Lift
I pulled the jack move on that passed out drunk fool's stereo.
by Hyper-Z November 17, 2004
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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jack speak

He was talking "jack speak", you divit.
pusser - navy, dobey - wash, dits - stories
by Jake214 November 10, 2006
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Jack Dempsey

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.
Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.
by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008
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Jack The Lad

A "Jack The Lad" tends to be a male (or a butch lesbian) who's a bit of a bad boy, or so he thinks. The typical stereotype would be a guy who walks about thinking he owns everything (tend to be rather dashing and have multiple tattoo's), and feeds on attention.
to gain an insight into the life of a jack the lad, stick on an oversized lonsdale hoody and join your nearest gang of chavs and chavettes NOW, or simply visit www.isketch.net
by Chickenwings August 29, 2006
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Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.
"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"
by jordotech March 21, 2008
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