IPod in the pants

Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.

No, I wouldn't sleep with him again, he's IPod in the pants.

by D November 16, 2003

ippississim

1. the act of following ippiss

2. mississippi backwords.

i floated down the river in pursuit of the almighty ippiss

by dareldoomvomit September 15, 2004

ipod nano

A high quality, ultra-compact MP3 player. Perhaps overpriced. Fits in the stereotype of Apple - slightly higher priced, but much higher software and hardware quality. Just because many of its trendwhore owners are ignorant fools doesn't give you permission to hate it or be, in your opinion, non-conformist.

Geoff: The $250 price tag is a complete waste of money when you could get a creative player or an iPod mini that holds more songs for less.
Me: You can't tell me the Creative matches the quality of construction or software compatibility. iTunes, anyone?

Bas: $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
Me: Once again I point to software quality. The iRivers (cheap knockoff in more than one way) have bad interfaces and slower image loading times.

Pledet: "I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."
Me: You also sat on your walkman, shattering it and sending high-speed disc fragments up, in, and through your digestive system.

by Barcode711 April 19, 2007

ipod touch

An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an iPhone. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to facetime with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple, that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.

zune owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player!!! ii's wicked cool man!!"
ipod touch owner: "no waay!! what kind!?"
zune owner: "a zune! i love it!"
ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch!!"

by skilletfann December 1, 2010

Ipadkid

Ipadkid is Quackity. He literally stands like one. Somebody get this man some kool aid and some Mc.Donald fries. And somebody please clean his Ipad its filled with grease

‘Omg did you see Quackitys stream?’ ‘Yeah i did!’
‘He’s such an Ipad kid’ This is how to use Ipadkid

by QUAKCIYT May 24, 2021

iPhone 3G

The coolest thing ever. I didnt get the first iPhone because I knew that the 2nd generation would be way better, and it is! I just went and ordered my iPhone 3G, and it kinda sucks I have to wait a week to get one but its tottaly worth it. The App Store has all kinds of fun games and applications so that I will never have to be bored again. And the best part is, that... well..... I get to show it off!!

Me: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW IPHONE 3G!!!!

HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.

Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!

by Walker Lancaster October 11, 2008

Ipswich

There is an Ipswich in England, Australia and America.
Ile define the closest one to me;
Ipswich - A larger town in the central area of Suffolk, England. A nice town with a great reputation and is continuingly becoming a better community.
With nice views like the Orwel Bridge and nice country side and a great town.

Ipswich is a lovely town in England!

by Jennay December 28, 2007