Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
Get the bench hogmug. The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
Get the bohemian humpback hog legmug. An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.
by iCaveman May 30, 2025
Get the Chihuahua-Hogmug. The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.
by sdva November 30, 2022
Get the Hog Ridermug. Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.
by Tefvb June 20, 2019
Get the Hogmug. A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.
Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.
by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021
Get the Apple Hogmug. To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.
by iShredDaily October 8, 2020
Get the Fat Hogmug.