hogging

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"

by Beastmaw August 25, 2022

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Hog princess

A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.

Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.

by Asterizk May 7, 2022

hog

male with a large dick

Yeah im a hog

by Ragehyeat987 May 8, 2021

hamper hog

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

by Big Freddy January 8, 2018

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people

"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"

by learnyousomething February 25, 2010