squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009

two-hander

A British term denoting a play, movie or TV episode that features only two characters for the duration of the piece. Two-hander episodes are commonly seen in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, where they've been featured occasionally since 1986.

In television, they're often used for faster filming, since while two actors are filming a two-hander, the rest of the cast can work on another episode. They're often slower-paced and more dialogue-based, with a focus on exposition and character development.

In a special two-hander episode between mother and daughter set the night before Tracy's murder trial, she and Deirdre exchange home truths and their relationship reaches breaking point when Tracy finally tells her mother what happened on the night of Charlie's murder.

by raaaaaagh March 19, 2010

Helping Hand

When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.

Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.

by JJ Col December 31, 2011

lena handen

Means left hand. Can also be called 'Jill' for the name the left hand can spell out. A subtle way of talking about masturbation.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, me and Lena Handen are spending the night together."
Person1: "You really need a girlfriend, dude."

by Ilia03 February 12, 2014

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

by Djkizza December 30, 2007

handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016