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A very good, honest, smart and funny man. He will help you in any way that he can. He can turn something negative into a positive and make you feel better about whatever it is. He is extremely smart but very humble. A great friend, great smile and trustworthy.
If you meet a Harish on the street be sure to make him your friend. You will have a great friend for the rest of your life.
Harish by Fruittybubblegum September 1, 2017
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vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"
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Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman 

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.

Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.
Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.
Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

hareshsivabalan 

A fat faggot like an overgrown muffin that likes big forehead girls.
Dont be like a hareshsivabalan, man.

hasafashafsas 

The sound one makes when they try to eat food that is too hot instead of blowing on it to cool it.
I didn't blow on the food before I took a bite, so I'm just going to hasafashafsas so I don't completely burn my mouth.
hasafashafsas by RedQueen26 August 23, 2019

HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.
HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019