A giant, bearded
man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a
cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion
kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible
study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by
Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.