fair-weather friend 

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

fair-weather friend by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Friendasaurus 

There is always an obligatory "fat" friend in any group of hot girls... the Friendasaurus!

Look at the bloody Friendasaurus in that group!!

Friendasaurus by imnotasthinkasyoudrunkiam October 23, 2008

Friendcrave 

An intense liking for someone of any gender to become a close friend. Similar feeling to a crush, but not romantic.

I have a friendcrave for Jess. She's just such a cool person B)

Friendcrave by HangZen November 22, 2006

FriendBot 

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

FriendBot by schlepp May 27, 2008

Friend Tab 

A credit system devised by a group of friends where items are purchased on a friend's behalf only to be compensated with the same gesture at a later date.

Friend A: Dude, I left my wallet at home, I may have to sit this round of shots out.

Friend B: No worries bra, I'll get these, just put it on the friend tab.

Friend Tab by Chad Brochill March 26, 2009

friendecrement 

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.

Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.

friendecrement by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.

*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!

friend quiz by kitchenfury April 17, 2010