French Lemonade

To pee in someone's mouth. see golden shower

Would you like a fine fresh squirt of French Lemonade?

by LA Dude September 6, 2007

Felcher

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

by Harry Mason March 4, 2007

French Tuck

Placing an erect penis under the belt rim of your pants in an attempt to hide the evidence.

Before solving the equation on the board johnny performed a quick french tuck to conceal his awkward boner from his classmates.

by Twiggy Johnson August 1, 2018

felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!

Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!

by jackal16 November 21, 2010

French Motor Boat

While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.

"Dude, I got a French Motor Boat ride last night. Whatchou know about that holmes."

by Al Dreiberg October 9, 2008

French Dip Peter

This is inspired by the classic sandwich that is eaten by dipping the sandwich in Au Jus sauce. This is when a man dips his hard cock into Au Jus sauce, and then he sticks it in his partners mouth.

She looked hungry, so I whipped out the Au Jus and served up a French Dip Peter.

"Are you hungry?"
"No thanks, I just had a French Dip Peter."

Jen forgot to button her top blouse button after having a French Dip Peter.

Beth forgot to wipe her chin after having a French Dip Peter.

Do you want Fromunda Cheese on that French Dip Peter?

Do you want a mushroom stamp with that French Dip Peter?

by Brent K., Justin K. October 14, 2008