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Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
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Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television
ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah
by maltvinegar August 23, 2024
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special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help
Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!
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ed laskey

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true
by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022
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daddy ed

ed sheeran โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก๐ŸคŽโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’š๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ๐Ÿคโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’žโค๏ธ ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’žโค๏ธ ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’›โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽโค๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜
ryan "i just love daddy ed"
rick "bro thats kinda sus"
ryan "idc im gay for eddy bae"
by zephyr is a bad bitch June 29, 2021
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nebula-ed

person : what skin is your phantom?
victim : *drops nebula phantom*
person : no no I don't want this skin
victim : I just got nebula-ed
by eershart May 5, 2022
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Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and donโ€™t forget, heโ€™s dangerous and very, very fat.
โ€œLOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!
by g59PLร„GUEg59 December 26, 2020
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