The slimy mixture of cum, snot and urine that forms on one's face as a result of a post-facial golden shower.
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I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
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