dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

dick buffet 

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

dick vault

It's a photo protect library with a password that contains digital images of male genitalia .

That dude has a DICK VAULT

dick vault by Kobe102648 March 5, 2017

dick fliss 

akin to navel lint. A small fuzz ball or piece of lint that appears in the end of your pee hole.

When I took my flannel pajamies off I noticed I had some dick fliss.

dick fliss by obewan February 21, 2006

dick donut 

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

dick donut by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014