Date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in anal sex for the man.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
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1) A Christian book about teenage relationships.
2) A message board about the book "Dateable" on which anybody who has an opinion is banned for life.
2) A message board about the book "Dateable" on which anybody who has an opinion is banned for life.
1) I used to do down on guys...but then I read Dateable. Now I go down on The Holy Trinity!
2) Well...dateable banned me...now what am I gonna do for fun?
2) Well...dateable banned me...now what am I gonna do for fun?
by AJ Naoko June 27, 2005
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"Frank saves ten times an hour, has multiple backup drives, hard/softcopy of all his screen shots, game saves, and documents."
"He is soooo daterialistic!"
"He is soooo daterialistic!"
by Jameses July 20, 2008
Get the daterialistic mug.(n) A person who is in the state of being completely burned out on the dating scene; (adjective) the feeling of being utterly burned out on dating; (Ant.)Opposite of dateaholic
(n) After 10 months of online dating, I'm a datekrispy!
(adj.) That's it, I'm shutting down my profiles, I'm am so datekrispy! I don't care if I'm single for the rest of my life!
(adj.) That's it, I'm shutting down my profiles, I'm am so datekrispy! I don't care if I'm single for the rest of my life!
by Kathy Payne May 4, 2008
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Lisa worked long and hard on her datesume to project the perfect positive representation of herself to attract the perfect partner.
by CDUBS74 October 1, 2009
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Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.
by marfita May 28, 2010
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