pre-crotch

The area of the thigh close to the crotch.

Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."

by apreta December 17, 2007

Bull Crotch!

A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.

"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."

"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"

by fairywagina October 2, 2008

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Kamen Crotchfelt

A member of the Crotchfelt family, Emma Watson of roleplay and one of the few smartest roleplayers left. She is soon to be the next Einstein of this generation. Is also a flaming homesexual with Myka Wantmore.

Person 1: Did you see that girl using Kamen Crotchfelt?

Person 2: Oh my god, how dare she. We all know Kamen is the one and only Emma Watson of rp!

by Kamen Crotchfelt February 12, 2013

Katie Crotch-Hands

Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.

So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"

by Mar.Ley February 4, 2008

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

by david kingston April 27, 2006

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009