toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

chief chubby chode

some one who has a chode and looks like one also cuz they are so fat that they are wider than they are long.

robert is a chief chubby chode.

by david March 21, 2004

Chode

A wang that is quite a bit chubbier in width than it is in length.

Blake was laughed at when his pants fell of and his chode was revealed.

by longDongJUAN February 17, 2003

chode

a term which refers to having a penis longer in width than in length...

"oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"

by hayley yates December 12, 2003

Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

by Andrew January 5, 2005

chode

A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".

SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online."
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005

Chode

While commonly confused with "chobe", chode has nothing to do with the length or girth of a penis. The Chode is the area between the scrotum and the anal opening. Also called the perenium, taint or gooch.

Steve licked my dick, them moved down to my chode before giving me a rim job.

by Aries377 February 2, 2008