Chaunch

Someone who tries to act "hard" but they're a chubby white kid from the suburbs with a perm.

"Ryan is so hard, is he from the projects?."
"Not really, he's just a chaunch. His mom drives a BMW."

by rishbanga69 May 2, 2021

church leaver

A church leaver is a Christian who has decided he no longer wants to be a part of a local congregation. So he simply stops attending church, and no longer fellowships with Christians, and no longer submits himself to the authority of any church leadership structure. He has not necessarily ceased his belief in God and Jesus and the Bible, but rather he has chosen to no longer participate in church attendance, and all the trappings that come with church attendance.

Most church leavers who wish to remain devout in their faith rely heavily upon the internet for sermons and for indepth Bible research. They find comfort in being able to watch a pre-recorded YouTube sermon at their leisure, or else to be an anonymous "lurker" during a live webcast of a live Sunday morning sermon being sent out from some church elsewhere in the world.

They will sometimes interact on social media groups with other Christians where they might discuss theological matters and even ask for prayer. But the priority of a church leaver to remaining uncommitted to any one church body or group of believers is never compromised.

I became a church leaver when I realized that church attendance was more burdensome than simply worshiping God on my own.

by Innocent Byproduct May 22, 2021

Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021

Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.

That writer is a certified church.

by astecc November 1, 2021

Churchy

Usually someone who grew up in the church, especially in the black community, in the way they talk, dance, sing, or mimic the church behaviors.

Him: “You can hear that gospel sound in her R&B tracks.”
Her: “Yeah, she churchy.”

by bichurchboi November 10, 2021

churchburned

when you find disapproval erotic and get turned on, whether it be from parents or a church

me and my bf get churchburned when we kiss in our homophobic church

by galix August 23, 2021