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this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer
carson is a fucking idiot
carson by [mno] September 17, 2022
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carkenaloflee 

OMG SANTA MADE A BIG CARKENALOFLEE

Carsonogenic 

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.
In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!
Carsonogenic by QuacksO November 8, 2022

carencro middle school 

all the teachers are fuck ass dick riders all the students suck dick and all the sport teams over here are shit 🖕🏽
shaqueefa: you rock wit carencro middle school?
daquaviontaviousrontraviousen IV: fuck no bitch

Carmen Andersen 

The most hot, pretty, slay, person alive.
Carmen Andersen by 13131313x November 26, 2022
Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
Carson by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022