Code Brown 

Warning that fecal matter is now present in a body of water, and leaving the area would be highly recommended or mandatory. Mostly used in public pools, hot tubs, or bathtubs when bathing small children.

Maria: "Hey Kerry...you back from the pool so soon?"
Kerry: "Yeah" (sigh), "can't swim until tomorrow...my daughter found a turd in the shallow end and the lifeguard called a Code Brown."

Code Brown by citiz3n February 15, 2010

Murder a Brown Snake

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

Murder a Brown Snake by veh-jay-jay February 16, 2009

big ol' brown ass titties 

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

big ol' brown ass titties by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Jackson Browne 

The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep.

Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... stats to follow:

Released December 6, 1977 on Asylum Records (6E 113)
(RIAA Certified Gold on 12/28/77 and Platinum on 8/25/78)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum on 12/12/97. 5 Million Sold)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum again on 9/6/01 for 7 Million Sold)

Whew man, I'm a little Jackson Browne today... I need to catch some shut eye.

Question: How do you do it? You work all day and party all night...

Response: Jackson Browne man, Jackson Browne...

Jackson Browne by Monica Smothers September 17, 2007

brown eyes 

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.

Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.

brown eyes by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

brown fever

A love for Indian men/women

Girl 1: Hey, who's that cute Indian she's with?
Girl 2: The third one she's been dating since she caught brown fever

brown fever by What would Brown do for you? April 27, 2009

brown bagging 

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.

"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"

brown bagging by TheWarden February 4, 2005