Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man

by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022

brain

when u take ur balls and squeeze them together to make them look like a brain

i told the teacher too look around then i flashed her the brain

by gilli-spree October 11, 2007

Brain Hooker

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

by Gezundheit January 28, 2009

brain candy

material that is thought provoking, but in a pleasant way, so as to solicit mental growth.

it's like candy for your brain. Braincandy, if you will.

by Tomax February 26, 2005

brain sex

Sex= intercourse. Intercourse= Dealings or communications between persons or groups. Sex brings a rush in which both the physical body and the mental capacities are focused on one aim, one goal, and that goal is to reach a physical awareness in which pleasure is wholly present. Reading/Writing/Talking is similar. Instead of exching fluids ideas are exchanged, creating a "mental orgasm"
Once the apex of intellectual satisfaction is reached,
an emotional, mental AND phsycial condition(depending on the person) in which the brain is engaged rather than the phsycial being. Also, there is the Intellectual Orgasm, and the Physical Orgasm, and then the Epiphany Orgasm, which is both of those at the same time.

"Hey, did you see me and talking last night....we totally had brain sex"

"ahhhhh...yeah...we were up late last night having brain sex, i just got this awesome book from the PaperBack Shack"

by AnatheVaginaWarrior July 24, 2006

Braiden

A gay obese crack head who sits at home eating crisps all fucking day also Is a lazy sod

Braiden is such a fucking spaz

by Area 51 contents August 30, 2019