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Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
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Boston Creampie

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.
Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie
by theBURRS July 21, 2022
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Boston Headache

Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.
Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.
by HTHammer February 11, 2024
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Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.
Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017
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The Boston Job

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.
by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013
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Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023
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Boston

Boston is the most cutest boy u will ever meet. When u first lay ur eyes on him u will know he is the one if u have a Boston in ur life never let him go he is caring,sweet,cute,sexy,awesome,smart,great a drawing,a good boyfriend,never let a Boston go or u will regret it his smile with light up ur day, he is a great guy to sit with and he will liesten to all ur problems. He will never make u upset,he’s a jokester, he will try and make u laugh even when he’s not even trying.if u have a Boston in ur life NEVER LET HIM GO I MEAN!
Boston is the most sweetest kindest cutest person u will ever meet
by Danielle amy November 19, 2019
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