boot-blaster

usually double-barrel shotguns that have been sawed off till the shells almost hang out of the end of the barrel: from ten feet they will blow a man clean out of his boots....from 20 or more, just piss him off real bad

the next guy to come through that door gonna be met by my boot-blaster.....why cant i sell dope in peace?

by Andy No Man October 12, 2006

fing blast

a shortened version of "finger blast" ...which means to stick your fingers in the pussy and fuck it....with your fingers.

" Hey Ronald, where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to go out together?"

"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"

by asshole ralph the plumber December 3, 2009

e-blast from the past

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.

I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

by riga1tony April 2, 2010

funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018

Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011

shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.

Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.

by n0kx May 16, 2008

face blast

Getting high on marijuana.

Anyone wanna go for a face blast?

by emit June 11, 2008