Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
by Turku Bentu July 4, 2006
Get the ben dovermug. by Oliver D. August 31, 2006
Get the Ben Steinermug. The baddest mofo on the face of the earth. Often confused with the Canadian Sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true Ben Johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. His badassness is surpassed only by his game and his sexual prowess.
Example 1:
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
by whereisMCgusto October 16, 2008
Get the ben johnsonmug. A complete douchebag that no one likes to talk to because he is so socially akward. Also he is a fatass swagfag who thinks he is a total G. He is so cocky too who thinks he could fight anyone even though he's weak as shit. Only strumpets like him. And when he is older he is going to give blumpkins for a living...
by theoppositeofbenmiller October 15, 2013
Get the ben millermug. Ben Moody started Evanescence with Amy Lee.
For more information, see Amy Lee.
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For more information, see Amy Lee.
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Ben Moody has left Evanescence.
For more information, see Amy Lee.
For more information, see Evanescence.
For more information, see Amy Lee.
For more information, see Evanescence.
by Peter Browne September 25, 2005
Get the Ben Moodymug. by Telephony September 26, 2013
Get the Ben Fagmug. The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008
Get the Ben Jonsonmug.