angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009

angry georgia

When you force a girl to unwittingly watch porn. for best effect make sure its either lesbian porn or similar to 2 girls 1 cup.

shes one angry georgia. I tied her to a chair and played 2 girls 1 cup.

by jmcow March 22, 2009

Angry Koala

A female that enjoys anal sex from one guy while getting punched in the face by another guy.

"Dude, I can't believe that girl at the bar let us give her an Angry Koala!"

by Talackie November 18, 2013

angry jew

a sex move where you burn the cum on the vagina and lick the vagina till the heat is gone.

Stacy wanted to learn a new move so i gave her the old angry jew.

by lakeandbake October 20, 2017

angry piss

The art of taking a very short piss while peeing like your constipated

Jake took an angry piss after his show ended in q cliffhanger

by Cuddlypanda16 August 22, 2016

angry forehead

a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.

'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'

by doofle January 30, 2005

angry pirate

The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.

Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!

by Greg Trzyna March 8, 2008