Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

by Prince Albert the Third December 9, 2008

Friend Zone

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.

Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.

by Hydryu January 6, 2013

Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.

Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.

by Danny Mew December 27, 2011

Zont

It means Horizontal. It also can mean bad or unfavorable

Person 1: Man, That was so zont, I am never doing that again

by theheccindoggogoesbork December 25, 2018

casino zone

A clever phrase to describe the jackpot of hallucinogenic drugs. Compare with a trip.

"I was in my room, but everything was geometric, and the walls... the walls flowed furiously. That's what my time in the casino zone was like."

by placebo September 28, 2005

drop zone

That area at the bottom of the hole in an outhouse directly under most peoples asses where most of the crap hits.

I dropped my bic lighter in the outhouse last night. If it hadn't landed in the drop zone I'd have fished it out.

by Pud'n Tain November 17, 2010

unloading zone

the part a female or male's body where they like semen most deposited

Straight version: Carmen's unloading zone was chewing gum, so her boyfriend had to find someplace else to splooge.

Gay version: Ted's unloading zone was consipated, so he went to the store to get some laxatives to clear that shit out.

by Dad win October 23, 2011