weitzel

A sexy as hell person, usually super nice, but doesn't take any bullshit. They will whoop your ass in a n instant.

That person must be a Weitzel

by Liitlephilly33 December 20, 2016

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

Weiss Story

A long ,drawn out story that is very detailed but the conclusion is lack luster.
Your Story is a Weiss Story.

Your story was the definition of a Weiss Story.

by Double_U February 23, 2017

Weird

Weird Makes weird faces and acts like a complete idiot around friends and usually don't know how to function kind of like me by the way I am explaining my self and other people.

Normal person:Aren't those two girls/boys weirdwhen they are together.
Other person:Yeah they are weird .

by Calli Jo May 25, 2017

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.

T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*

by Tequillur March 23, 2018