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Jelly Twat

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008
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camel Twat

When a girl/women's skin between the vagina and asshole folds. Appearing to be a second vagina.
Denice, "check out these really tight sweatpants i just got!"

Patrica, "Fix youself girl, you got a CAMEL TWAT"
by Jesus is hot February 20, 2011
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TOAT

Stands for "tenth of a ton", i.e. 200 pounds, and is used to refer to women of such size. There are also "over toats", which is , of course OVER 200 lbs. This term can be used freely and should replace BBW as a general term for overweight women. A BBW could be a TOAT, but not all TOATs are Big Beautiful Women.
" I no longer wondered why that Honda Civic scraped the ground pulling into Dairy Queen after I saw the two TOATS get out and rush the counter."

Queen Latifah is a BBW and probably a TOAT, but the fatty at Walmart in sweats and flip flops buying cigs, grape soda and circus peanuts is just a TOAT.
by HAL9010 December 1, 2010
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twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation
oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings
by ass master January 18, 2003
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twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
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monkey twat

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).
Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.
by Awesome3000 November 10, 2008
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butt twat

Someone who uses their butt hole like a common twat! Or someone who enjoys anal sex sometimes referred to as D-Luv.
Joe-"That new guy at work is kinda cool"
Stan-"No, I heard that guy is a real butt twat"
Joe-"You're right D-Luv"
by R-Danger December 5, 2007
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