I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
by Francis L August 13, 2017
by mswizzle August 22, 2014
When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.
hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.
by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018
its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).
by the creator of slirt May 25, 2021
by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019
by haikumoonface October 25, 2017