Turdance

Turdance is When a Certain Ocurrance Happens to End Up Making you Feel like Crap, Hench the Word Turd.

Yesterday's Meeting was Such a Turdance, That I couldn't sleep That night.

by Johan Plana October 17, 2008

turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

by woodster4life March 12, 2009

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

Turd Yacht

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!

Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!

by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011