tightass

a person that is cheap and dont like to spend money

god that fucking person is such a tightass

by samantha May 5, 2004

tighter than a virgin's daughter

a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.

When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.

Dude! Did you hear BD's snareline? Their drums are tighter than a virgin's daughter!

by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

tightey-whiteys

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

by lauren August 31, 2003

Tightmare

Any pleasurable dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of exhilaration, euphoria, pure bliss, etc.

Father: Last night, I dreamed that Justin Bieber was deported.
Misinformed Pre-teen Daughter: OMG daddy, that's a terrible nightmare!!!
Father: Nah bitch, that's a tightmare.

by KevBurn January 10, 2011

whitie tighties

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.

Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!

by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

Righty-tightie

A Righty-tightie is a right-handed guy with a tight asshole.

We went to the baths in Colorado Springs, and I fucked a Righty-tightie or four!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

tighty whiteys boys or girls?

Thighty Whiteys are more used by girls then boys. Girls will probably laugh if they see you wearing these. These are girls underwear.

Tighty whiteys boys or girls? I asked a girl what was wrong with Thighty Whiteys when I was in year 7. She pulled my trousers down and pulled her skirt down and we were wearing the same Womens underwear.

Another time I was forced to wear my twin sisters knickers but I forgot we had gym. I was pushed into the girls changing room just wearing my knickers and they were all in there bras and knickers. They gave me a hanging wedgie and took pictures to send to the school website. They got a long last lipstick and put some on my lips and wrote Sexy Girl on my nipples. I was so embarrassed I wet my knickers. Know I wear my sister pink bra ad knickers everyday because if I don't people will see the Sexy Girl written on me.

by D unknown H January 11, 2009