team pwn

the joining of two forces so powerful that when combined, world domination is sure to follow.

Joel and Julie's marriage signifies the combination of two forces so powerful, the world shall know them not singularly as Joel and Julie, but as TEAM PWN.

by dungeonmistress May 29, 2010

Team Fourskin

In a game of League of Legends, when one team has a total of four skins that are not the original vanilla skin, they are formally called Team Foreskin (chroma pack skins count as skins, even if they're chromas of the originals). The term is used as the part of the penis that is cut off in a circumcision (the foreskin)

"Oh man, last night Team Fourskin bent us over and fucked us hardcore"

by Panserbataljonen September 8, 2016

hype team

A group of people who hype up an audience before a politician takes the stage. They usually run around the stage and lead chants to get people's energy up and make them more receptive to what the following speaker has to say.

"It got kinda weird when Clinton's hype team tried to reach out to a crowd of Latinos by doing the macarena"

by BOSENDORFER August 24, 2016

team stupid

On a road with two lanes going in the same direction team stupid drives side by side at the same speed, usually slower then the flow of traffic, and won't let anyone pass! Team stupid could also be 3 drivers on a 3 lane road... etc.

Oh look! Team stupid, holding up traffic! I flash my high beams but they won't move!

by jasonvon August 20, 2009

Team Glover

Solo Player

Jared was being a Team Glover the other day at waterpolo

by Winner-Time 4 Life July 18, 2009

Team Whore

Someone who will go from one competing team to another based on how likely it is for one team to beat the other. This is not done pre-game, but during the game and usually occurs when the opposing team has a significantly higher score than the team they are currently in. This serves for the person to be outcast as a complete bitch-face-faggot-whore. Namely, a team whore. A whore for teams.

Team mate #1: Hey, where did Blanca go?
Team mate #2: Oh dude, she went to the other team.
Team mate #1: That fucking team whore. What a massive slut. I hope her tits lose all firmness and sag to her ankles.

Dude: Man, Blanca is such a fucking team-whore.
Man: Fucking hell dude, she did that to me last week, I am so going to break her fucking face.

by CappuccinoOrgey August 17, 2012

Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.

“Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”

by gg 3-0 September 23, 2018