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telemarketers

A telemarketer is basically a technology-equipped street hawker who rings you incessantly and tries to turn your own private home into a market bazaar, just in case you don't find the constant spruiking of products and services in junk mail, on radio programs, TV commercials and late-night infomercials annoying enough.

It ranks just above being a wheel-clamper, a parking inspector and a pimp, but trumps all with its persistence and invasiveness.

It's one of the few jobs which give a chance for hermits who never leave the house to experience the joys of being incessantly harassed in their own home.

It is a very unprofessional and disrespectful way to market products and it reeks of desperation. Attempting to get people to agree to complex deals over the phone and not giving them time to compare the deal with the competition or any current deals they have, is a scummy way of doing business.

The lack of respect inherent in the job is demonstrated by corporates themselves who outsource their telemarketing to places like India to keep their marketing costs down.

Get call-barring if you can, or ditch your landline for a mobile. These are the only ways to stop these people. You can abuse them all you like, make all the requests to them to stop ringing and they will always ignore you.

The epitome of corporate arrogance and unprofessionality.
The Zombie Holocaust will not be televised: it is already being brought to you in person four or more times a day by Indian telemarketers.
by Max Ballroom August 5, 2011
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Ted Kennedy

A drink that consits of vodka and cranberry redbull
Hey Brian! Do you want another Ted Kennedy?
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Nmeade Territory

The 7000s range in VR.

In Mario Kart Wii, your skill is tracked by VR, points you lose or gain depending on your position at the end of a race when playing online. Being in the 7000s is Nmeade Territory according to TWD98 and Nmeade5, two prominent Mario Kart Wii players, due to Nmeade5 having been in that range for awhile in the past.
Me: No! I just got 12th and lost so much VR, I’m at 7920 now.

Friend: Hahaha, looks like you’re in Nmeade Territory now.
by The Ackee Plant March 1, 2019
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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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tetona

Spanish word for a girl / woman with big breasts
Ella es una tetona - She is a big breasted one
by El Matador December 21, 2006
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xxx-tentacion

a rapper who left an imprint on many peoples lives. who will forever be missed. who was shot in his own state of florida. died at age of 20. Regardless of what you thought of XXXtentacion, there's never a reason to celebrate the death of someone at just 20 years old. RIP X, hopefully the change and message you were trying to spread in your community and your talent will be the reason we remember you.
xxx-tentacion never deserved this
by shawtyhawty June 18, 2018
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