A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.
"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"
by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009
Get the Toilet paper chicken mug.medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
Get the scared toilet seat syndrome mug.The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
Get the Toledo Burrito mug.when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.
by cit October 29, 2006
Get the The Toilet Bowl mug.Noun: Jogging or sweatpants worn as a replacement for actual pants when going outside of ones home to an establishment.
by xpimpbotx April 28, 2016
Get the Toledo Pants mug.1. toblerone and owned mixed together
meaning. when you take a toblerone candy bar and shove it someones ass!
also can be toblerown or toblerowns
meaning. when you take a toblerone candy bar and shove it someones ass!
also can be toblerown or toblerowns
person 1: "IM gunna toblerown you"
person 2: "Please NO!!"
Person 1: "KHA-CHA!"
person 2: "GAHHHHH! dude you jut shoved a toblerone in my ass wtf!!!"
person 1: "YEA. I toblerowned you BI-ACH! Next time don't take a bite without asking!"
person 2: "Please NO!!"
Person 1: "KHA-CHA!"
person 2: "GAHHHHH! dude you jut shoved a toblerone in my ass wtf!!!"
person 1: "YEA. I toblerowned you BI-ACH! Next time don't take a bite without asking!"
by Lysander!!! January 1, 2007
Get the toblerowned mug.When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.
by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008
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