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the united states of leland 

best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling
omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!

the umbrella 

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.
Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
the umbrella by daz a l July 17, 2007

The Unholy Trinity 

A mix of alcohol, nicotine and weed
Person 1: Have you ever had the unholy trinity?
Person 2: hell yeah that shit slaps
The Unholy Trinity by Human394 March 11, 2020

Life of the unswallowed 

I've seen this phrase in many social networking profiles, does it have a hidden meaning?
Name:Jhon Doe
Status: Life of the unswallowed

The Used 

The perfect definition of emo, another band like Green Day listened to while cutters slice their arms up.
<Abused Emo Child> I like The Used
<Sane Person> I like your mom in my bed
<Abused Emo Child> OMG!!11!!1!!!1!1eleventyone!!1 Im gonna go slice up my body
<Sane Person> Try your jugular
The Used by William Woody July 23, 2008

The Ulery 

A very difficult and tricky manuvuer that takes years of practice. Eating while doing a girl, or guy doggy style (preferably a Monster Burger from Hardees)while using his or her back as a table to set your food on.
"The Ulery is a terrific but tricky techinique to use if you only have fifteen minutes for lunch."
The Ulery by Mental Mutiny October 26, 2007